Don't. Just Don't. Not today thanks. Leave me a... is that a new podcast?
In this episode: Rob sinks deeper into Dave The Diver and regresses back into PS1 games, Zac plans on building a bridge in Captain of Industry and Dan considers going faster.

Factory construction and management simulator. Alone with your loyal crew, expand a small colony of survivors into an industrial empire! From an abandoned island to vast factories, research labs, and space program. Build, mine, farm, shape terrain, explore and take care of your settlement!
Don't. Just Don't. Not today thanks. Leave me a... is that a new podcast?
In this episode: Rob sinks deeper into Dave The Diver and regresses back into PS1 games, Zac plans on building a bridge in Captain of Industry and Dan considers going faster.
The user is asking "Why are they here?". I shall ruminate on the concepts of life, philosophy and 42 by dispatching background agents and comparing their findings. But wait, I'm overcomplicating things. The user is likely defining "here" as this post for the happysalad SaladCast. In which case they are here for an occasionally entertaining podcast, loosely about video games. I shall present a synopsis of this episode:
Rob finishes Metroid Prime 4 and Shantae and starts Mario 3D World and Dave the Diver. Zac checks out Timberborn 1.0 and Dan gets his Wangan on. There's also a bunch of news to get through.
A man asks a genie if she would do him a favour. She refuses. The man says "You shan't eh?". The name sticks.
In this episode: A bunch of happy feel-good news, ARC Raiders, Arknights: Endfield, Tokyo Xtreme Racer, Captain of Industry and Metroid Prime 4.
Season 17 LET'S GOOOOOOO!
Welcome to Summer Update Fest, also known as SUF.
In this episode, Nintendo can't keep spilling beans and updates us on Bananza, we get an update from Rob's Expedition, Mario Kart World gets a controversial update and several other games get updates too.
Well it's certainly been a collection of days. An arbitrary grouping of time segments indeed. Undoubtedly a set of rotations that happened. For sure, a sequence of lightenings interleaved with darkenings at intervals of a regular nature. Categorically a rhythmic alternation of celestial photons codified by duration.
In this episode: the last of our Switch 2 news before launch, Avowed, Captain of Industry, Astro Bot and a fizzy curiosity.
With great ray-tracing comes great responsibility. Getting sued by Ray Winston isn't on my to-do list.
Naturally we talk about the new Grand Theft Auto VI trailer, but there's more Avowed to play, Captain of Industry got an update, and Expedition 33 dials up the French.
In this episode, Rob repeatedly gets his Jacks mixed up and plays Harold Halibut, Dan enters the arena, the Magic: The Gathering Arena, and Zac finally becomes the Captain of Industry.
There's also some news, but typically, more news happened today. So today's podcast is yesterday's news, today. Got that?
You can run, you can hide, but I'm not even chasing you. You're just wasting your own time. You could at least waste it by listening to this podcast instead.
In this episode: the premium indie / "Triple-i showcase" gets a once-over, LEGO 2K Drive, Stardew valley and Captain of Industry get played.
June crept up, carrying with it the promise of gaming news in a showy case. Once again the season was upon them and with it the dreadful curse of heat and lethargy. In this episode the case is cracked open and a Playstation Showcase comes flooding out. There's also a lot more Zelda chat so be aware if you're sensitive to spoilers of any kind.
Rob to his stomach the morning after recording a podcast and eating his bodyweight in pizza: "It was worth it".
In this episode, Zac goes nuclear in Captain of Industry and Rob goes retro and futuristic with Atomic Heart. A portion of news served as a dipping sauce is included.
We're throwing everything at you in this episode, including a washing machine, which is more than Sony's recent State of Play. Zing! We've got Hi-fi Rush, Captain of Industry, Yakuza 5 and two Wipeout games! Monster, monster!
In this episode we talk about Andor, Marvel film names, more light gun games, Captain of Industry and God of War: Ragnarok. Yakuza 5 is also here to talk about how snow and ice is 100% frictionless. Just sit on the ground and see where life takes you, free spirited one!
New year, new games! 2023 has the makings of a weird year and we're down for that.
Zac finds a new puzzle in Captain of Industry and enters a third dimension of creeping with Creeper World 4. Rob finishes up High On Life and feasts on Yakuza 5. Dan goes feral in Stray. We also talk about that Avatar film and report on the 2022 fantasy league.